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Ima Eat Your Face

SUE’s new profession is revealed! This is her take on Lady Gaga’s “Born this Way”. We were so lucky to be a part of her music video — SUE’s the best director ever!

Here are the lyrics:

SUE’S SONG(:

It doesn’t matter if you love meat or capital L-E-A-F

Just put your claws up

Cause you’re a dino baby

My mama told me when I was young,

she was gonna push me from the nest

She predicted my early death

At the young age of 28

There’s nothing wrong with eating someone else

She said cuz your a carnivore, babe

So hold your head up and take a bite
I hope it’s really tasty

You can try to runaway
But Ima catch you today
I’m on the right track baby

Ima eat your fa-ace.

Don’t hide yourself in your house
We’ll just be playin’ catandmouse.
I’ll catch you either way cuz
I was born this way, born this way
Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby I will eat your face

Baby I will eat your face
Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby I will eat your face

I’m on the right track baby, I will eat your fa-ace.

Ima eat your family next
Ima eat your family next
Ima eat your family next
Ima eat

I’m 67 million years old
But I can still out run you

I usually eat hadrosaurs’
But your puny self will do

Eating plants is not a sin
But I only like M-E-A-T

I love dinosaurs, I love attention and

I’d like to eat more of ya!
You will die and decay
Because Sue makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I will eat your fa-ace

 

Don’t hide yourself in your house
We’ll just be playin’ catandmouse.
I’ll catch you either way cuz
I was born this way

Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby I will eat your face

Baby I will eat your face
Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby I will eat your face

I’m on the right track baby, I will eat your fa-ace.

Ima eat your family next
Whether you know or your perplexed
Your tasty, good, smell real nice
Don’t’ worry ill only bite you thrice.

Whether you feel you should live
Sue never let’s down or forgives

You better say your good-byes
Cause baby your gonna die

No matter what you do
I’m gonna eat you

Don’t try to stay alive

Your not gonna survive

No matter if you try to be sly
Trust me you will die
Don’t try to stay alive
Your not gonna survive

Don’t hide yourself in your house
We’ll just be playin’ catandmouse.
I’ll catch you either way cuz
I was born this way
Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby I will eat your face

Baby I will eat your face
Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby I will eat your face

I’m on the right track baby, I will eat your fa-ace.

 

 

Don’t try to get away

Don’t try to get away

I’m on the right track baby, I will eat your fa-ace

I will eat your fa-ace
I will eat your fa-ace
I’m on the right track, baby, I will eat your fa-ace

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SUE’s personal trainer shares her workout exercises!

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A secret look at Sue’s love life.. Hope you enjoy!

Why, Hello (:

Hello world! Meet the Dino Whisperers…………

Hello guys, gals, and dinosaurs! Welcome to our website. Here you will be able to satisfy your thirst for knowledge about what goes on at The Field Museum, when NO ONE IS WATCHING. (Except for us, of course.) We’ll give you inside access to SUE’s midnight radio shows, music videos, and workout clips. Buckle your seat belts folks, because you minds are about to be blown……..